I heard through the grapevine there is some superstar sighting on the beach today.
Gotcha! I think I just found him.
He be lounging on that beach chair like royalty. Dang, doesn’t he look so cool? I hope he’s in the mood for some little chitchat or something.
He be like: “I’m not signing autographs today, sorry. I’m having my own, private moment and you’re not supposed to bother me. In short, just please leave if you don’t want my bodyguards to yank you outta here.”
“Oh, dahling, please! Didn’t you hear me? Just leave.”
“Not today, dahling. Can’t you see? Seriously? You kidding me? Ugh. The nerve of you.”
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