Nope, I’m gonna keep this clean and classy. This won’t be bloody. Trust me.
Hey there, squirrel. Hello?! Do you even hear me?! Are your ears working properly?! Please stay away from my property and we’re all good.
Now, this guy’s doing tail acrobatics. What the?!?!?! Sorry, buddy, but I’m not impressed. I could do all that myself, and even better! Just. Get. Out. Of. Here. Please.
That’s my boy! Bye, squirrel! Don’t come back here again, okay?! You just ruined my day, you silly!
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