Sorry, you guys. As you can see, this isn’t the perfect time to have a little chitchat with me. Like, do you mind talking to my gorgeous backside? If it’s okay, then shoot!
I’m tr… I’m trying to “get”–not “steal”–some shizzz outta here. Dear heavens, I have been wanting this so badly you don’t even understand.
Yasss. I think I’m finally getting this. My dream. My greatest aspiration of why whole existence.
OMG, this red thingy is finally in my hands! This is the sweetest victory of my life.
OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH I’M GOING CRAAAZY I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT’S HAPPENING LIFE IS SO GOOD TO ME.
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