Wild Heron Keeps Following An Unknowing Cow. It’s On A Sleuthing Mission!
Somebody hired a wild heron to stalk a cow. Yes. You read it right.
“I’m on a mission to discover this creature’s shenanigans. This is a top-secret task. No one has to know about this except my client, me, and you. So, hush.”
“It looks like all this cow does all day is feed itself some grass. Can’t it make its life seem more interesting? Ugh.”
“Dang, I lost the cow! Where’s it gone? I’M DEAD NOW.”
“Oh, thank goodness! There it is, eating grass. Only if I knew this mission was gonna be dull and totally absurd, I would’ve turned it down the instant it was presented to me.”
“Let me hide behind these wilted blades. As if it makes any difference! I feel so stupid right now you don’t even understand.”
This heron is the most dedicated sleuth ever, no matter how much its job sucks! Continue this story on the next slide!