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All This Man Wants Is Watch The News. Now, Focus On What’s Happening Behind Him. I’m Dying!

When you’re doing something that needs your maximum concentration, don’t you get distracted even by the slightest interruptions? Because I personally do. At the end of the day, we’re just humans who are easily put off by the littlest of noises. What’s even worse is when you’re trying to watch your favorite show on TV and there’s some sort of fighting taking place at your back! Well, an UNFORTUNATE guy recently had to experience the same exact thing. He’s watching the news on a Sunday morning, but his two pets–a cat named Henry, and a dog named Ellie–kept stealing his laser focus. These two lovely creatures kept attacking each other right behind his ears! Watch the hilarious clip on the next page!

11 Ways To Be A Certified Asshole Parent. #10 Drove Me Crazy!

Do you know what’s the worst thing about being a parent? It’s when you’re doing everything to ensure your kids’ welfare and you still end up being the asshole. Like, where is justice in that? See, you’re trying your best to raise them well, but you’re still the monster at the end of the day. As a tribute to asshole parents all over the globe, here’s an Instagram account aptly called assholeparents. Shown in there are the countless times when moms and dads completely ruined their kids’ lives by saying NO to things that are just not proper to do. The posts are quite funny, actually! Keep clicking as you’ll regret not reading all these #assholeparents posts!

12 Confessions From People Who’ve Worked In Retail. They Hate The Job So Much It’s So Funny!

If you’ve worked in retail, chances are you’ve already experienced hell. You rub elbows with a lot of people every single day, and most of them are not nice. Some customers look down on you sans valid reasons, which makes you question your worth. It is where you are treated like a complete slave. People can’t find the sizes that fit them, they’ll yell at you as if they’re the ones who actually hired you. But, it’s okay, because c’est la vie. But, you can always anonymously vent out online, so everything’s fine! Hilarious confessions coming up. Keep clicking!

Son Makes His 91-Year-Old Momma The Subject Of His Stunning Art Pieces! THIS Will Touch Your Heart.

“I noticed how alive she felt by participating. Her youthfulness and eccentricity started to show through.” That was what artist Tony Luciani told Feature Shoot when asked why he decided to include his mother, who’s already 91 years old, in his brilliant pieces. He makes her the star of his artworks! Well, the whole idea sprung from his desire to make his momma feel young again. According to him, it makes the beautiful old lady feel productive in a way. The images show mom being her playful, energetic self. She does lots of goofy stuff that would surely melt anyone’s heart. She’s definitely nailing the whole thing! Continue clicking to see Tony Luciani’s incredible artworks, featuring his awesome mom!

Someone Keeps Stealing Her Coffee Creamer. In The End, She Wins With The Best Comeback In Office History!

We value our possessions regardless of their size or price. They are ours, and they are important to us. So, when others steal them away, all of hell breaks loose. I personally felt for this woman when I recently heard about her predicament. Someone from her office kept snitching her coffee creamer! But, mad props to her for staying cool and chill, and for pulling off the best comeback I’ve known since I got out of my momma’s womb. Yup, it’s that spot-on! Continue on next page!