The Best Dad Jokes That You Will Ever Come Across

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Taking The Doc’s Word

The doctor told this girl that she needed to increase her sodium intake. When she told her dad about it, he sent her a 4-lb salt lick so that she could increase the sodium in her body.

The Biting Toilet

So this girl’s dad’s toilet cracked up and it scratched him in the bottom. Being funny as he was, he drew up an illustration in order to warn the others about the biting toilet.

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