These English Fails Found Around China Will Change The Way You See The World

China is home to the Great Wall, amazing food, lots of people, and hilarious signs.  This is a collection of some of the best “English Fails” from around China.  We hope you enjoy!

1. I’ve always wondered how crap tastes like; now’s the perfect chance.

2. “Deformed” is too harsh of a word, I guess.

3. Talk about EXOTIC food!

4. Now, that’s pretty scary!

5. When you hate potatoes with passion…

6. When you hate garbage more than anything else in the world…

7. Nobody wants to be there, I suppose.

8. Hush!

9. I think I better not go there. What do you think?

10. Can I watch, tho?

11. When you’re nice and mean at the same time…

12. I don’t even wanna get near that!

13. If you slip and fall, at least slip and fall ever so gracefully.

14. But, it’s still crap!!!

15. This just made me question life.

16. Geez I had to look twice, and I’m not even drunk!

17. That ruined my appetite quite honestly…

18. Made by six irate wives…

19. Stupid them!!!

20. Thanks for the reminder. I appreciate it more than you’ll ever know.

21. I don’t know why, but I feel attacked.

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