Dads are pretty much like superheroes. They can teach us how to ride our bike, how to pitch a tent, and how to stand up to bullies. Sometimes, dads don’t do any of those things, and are just downright hilarious. Here are a few text conversations from fathers that have clearly outwitted their children. 1) I can already see the pouty face in my head
When you go clothes shopping, it’s all about honesty. We all let ourselves go from time-to-time, and sometimes it’s easy to deny the weight we’ve gained. However, clothes are always honest! There is no cheating sizing. Here are some manufacturers, who bring about honesty in a completely different way. Take a look! 1) Who is Ted, and did he come from heaven, too?
Zelma is having some fancy meal at the moment. Say whut?! She has some meat. Some broccoli. POSH. Well, she’s crazy over that meat. Just the meat. Now, her human starts slicing the broccoli and her mood suddenly changes. She be like: “That’s broccoli, right? I can’t be wrong. You know I hate broccoli, right? So, what are you doing?” “Nah ah. I ain’t putting that in my mouth. If you want you can take it. No worries.” “There. I’m grateful you put it down ’cause if you didn’t, I’d have freaked out so bad you’d be alarmed.” “Yup, that’s what you should do. Feed me some meat and we’ll be fine.” Video by YouTube/Rumble Viral
Mothers always worry when they’re away from their children. They may worry even more, when their children are alone with their father. Will they burn the house down cooking popcorn? Will he send them to school looking like clowns? Will they be eating nachos or peanut butter sandwiches for dinner every night? The list goes on-and-on.
“You ready? Because I am ready. Always been.” “So, this show is all about me walking on this tightrope and me trying not to fall in front of you guys because it would be massively, massively embarrassing if such thing happened. I’m gonna do it now. Brace yourselves.” “The secret to nailing this stunt is to just take it easy. No need to hurry. What is important is you do not fall face-first.” “Oh gosh I think I’m really gonna make it.” “Easy, bruh. Easy.” “YASSS I MADE IT. I can breathe now. Just kidding. I actually didn’t break a sweat. It just felt natural. Crossing the tightrope. So easy. Duh.” Go watch the breathtaking video on the next slide. He killed that rope not only once… not only twice… but thrice!
A new lion species has recently been discovered, thanks to these two hyperactive folks who–out of nowhere–just showed up someplace where they can be easily caught on video. Black-spotted white lions they are! The way I see it, they have their own world and they don’t have a care in anything at all! They’re not even aware that they are such a rare sighting they are already celebrities and people are currently obsessed with them now. And,boy oh boy, don’t they look stunning? They are beautiful creatures. High-fashion even! They are a league of their own. Such classy-looking folks. That white hair is to die for! I’m sure you can’t get enough of this new awesome species, so go to the next page to see more of them!
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