This is like when you found out what hot dogs were made of. Upon figuring out that his favorite treats had been reinvented and had high fructose corn syrup in them, he went off in search of anything wooden down the Christmas isle.
We can all understand his lack of delight at the decorations, after all, they were at the dollar store. And the woodsy-theme is coming back this year which means the dollar store will have that in three.
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