“Hey, you.”
“Yes, you, giant dog.”
“Can you see these? These are my lovely paws, duh! They have the strength of a hundred lions. A thousand even. I may sound like I’m kidding but I totally ain’t fooling around. I’m dead serious. I’m pretty sure you’re extremely frantic at the moment you’re about to pee your pants.”
“Here, so you can see it even more clearly.”
Dog be like: “Ha! Go see a shrink, honey. You’re so funny I wanna cry all day.”
“Shrink? Why don’t we just do some boxing and see who is better between us two?
Dog be like: “You probably just need some sleep, honey.”
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