Since It’s Chinese New Year Today… Here Are 26 Of The Most Hilarious Messages Ever Found Inside Fortune Cookies!

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Karl PatrickMar 20, 2018

Fortune cookies usually contain messages that are motivational, uplifting, or make you feel good. However, there are some times where the cookie just makes you think “WTF”… Here are 26 examples of the funniest fortune cookies ever!

1. Before anything else, how much does bail cost?

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