“You ready? Because I am ready. Always been.”
“So, this show is all about me walking on this tightrope and me trying not to fall in front of you guys because it would be massively, massively embarrassing if such thing happened. I’m gonna do it now. Brace yourselves.”
“The secret to nailing this stunt is to just take it easy. No need to hurry. What is important is you do not fall face-first.”
“Oh gosh I think I’m really gonna make it.”
“Easy, bruh. Easy.”
“YASSS I MADE IT. I can breathe now. Just kidding. I actually didn’t break a sweat. It just felt natural. Crossing the tightrope. So easy. Duh.”
Go watch the breathtaking video on the next slide. He killed that rope not only once… not only twice… but thrice!