Karl Patrick
16 Ryan Reynolds Tweets That Will Definitely Make Your Day!
1. How to make grocery shopping less disgusting… 2. Isn’t it QUITE too long for a “time out”, Ryan? 3. Sometimes I think this guy’s crazy. Like, LEGIT crazy! 4. He’s the kind of guy women don’t usually prefer to be the father of their children. 5. He’s also the kind of guy you’d be a little embarrassed to be with in public. 6. Getting even with your own daughter be like… 7. You could have given her a more polite answer, Ryan. 8. That being said, there is no Deadpool without THE Dolly Parton. 9. Just simply say you forgot to zip your pants, Ryan. 10. When your dad is the meanest person in the world… 11. Maybe, it has more to do with your reading skills and less to do with your needing to undergo vasectomy. 12. Lo and behold, Ryan Reynolds gets anxious, too! 13. I hope his kids don’t stumble upon this tweet someday. 14. Blake ain’t pleased. 15. On brotherhood and how the single word “fleek” can affect it… 16. This is quite alarming, actually.
28 Of The Cheekiest Cake Messages On This Face Of The Planet!
1. They’re most probably just in for the latter. 2. You didn’t have to say all that, did you? 3. Cake accepted; I don’t know about your apology, tho. 4. Everybody does! 5. Somebody be itching for a proposal. 6. You’re gonna get over her soon, dude! 7. You’re welcome (for being a pain in the ass)! 8. Here’s some cake to celebrate your most embarrassing moment! 9. I WILL!!! 10. When you hate every single person in the world… 11. Everything about this is just depressing. 12. Vicious to say the least! 13. Guess what? Your wish just came true! 14. Sorry, I don’t give a damn. 15. What a way to say, “I don’t wanna deal with you anymore.” 16. THAT. IS. JUST. CHEESY. 17. Bittersweet. 18. The exhaustion shows. 19. I don’t think I’d ever wanna eat this. 20. What else to say, eh?! 21. What else to write, eh?! 22. Finally! 23. That’s sweet and rude at the same time. 24. This has to be the most sincere cake message I have ever read in my entire lifetime. 25. So, you mean I’m just a pretty face? 26. Yikes! 27. That’s called “creativity”. Or, nah. 28. Does that mean you love me more than anyone else in this world?
13 Funniest Christmas Trees You Will Ever See
Christmas trees are an essential part of, you guessed it right, Christmas! Without them, the Yuletide Season seems incomplete. But, what if their very existence ruin rather than uphold the spirit of Christmas? Promise me you will find in your heart the strength to forgive the minds behind these peculiar-looking Christmas trees you’re about to see. In the spirit of Christmas, please do.
21 Christmas Fails You Don’t Want To See
It’s safe to say Christmas gives people more room to commit mistakes/innocent acts of indecency that only make the holidays an even merrier season! In this article you’ll see Santa doing things that put his integrity in doubt, Christmas ornaments that would inevitably ruin that tiny granule of innocence left in you, and some other questionable stuff that aren’t supposed to mess with your head in the first place.
13 Christmas Facts You Probably Never Knew
1. Christmas originated from the Old English word Crīstesmæsse, which was first recorded in 1038. Crīstes was derived from the Greek Khrīstos, meaning Messiah, and mæsse, meaning celebration of the Eucharist.