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German Shepherd Thinks Lobster Is Her Own Baby. She Won’t Let Anyone Touch It!

A German Shepherd named Sami never had babies herself, so she tends to act motherly towards almost all kinds of creatures… including lobsters. She takes care of that lobster like it’s her own flesh and blood. She would not let it go! You two do not even look remotely the same. I just don’t see the resemblance. Maybe, you’re wrong Sami! Maybe, that’s not your baby! Sami keeps that lobster so close to her. “Nobody dare touch my baby.” Other dog be like: “Sami, sorry to burst your bubble but that’s not your baby. That’s our dinner.” Sami, on one hand, be like: “YOU BETTER RUN NOW HONEY OR ELSE…” “Give me back my baby, please.” But, Sami, it already has to be cooked for dinner! Video by YouTube/Rumble Viral

Siamese Cat Answers All Of Her Dad’s Questions. So Friggin’ Adorable!

Sweet Pea is so polite and smart she answers every question thrown her way. This Siamese cat always has something to say about anything. She never runs out of ideas. She is having such an easy time speaking her mind. Today, however, she has finally decided to tell dad how much the language barrier is killing her and that–all these times–she’s just merely pretending she understands him. She could not take it anymore! She be like: “Do you even understand the fact that I do not understand a word you say? Cat language is vastly different from human language. That is so basic I am amazed by your lack of knowledge about it.” Well, Sweet Pea can be a bit condescending sometimes. “That awkward moment when the person you’re talking with actually talks gibberish. Me be like: ‘Oh. Okay.’” “Dad, this conversation is already going nowhere. This does not benefit anyone of us anymore. We better stop talking now. Maybe you should just start petting me instead.” “How do I even explain to someone that I completely do not understand him when he does not understand me either? Good thing I am a positive thinker and my hopes are high.” Video by YouTube/SonnyGTA

This Pooch Is Having A Field Day Stealing Its Human’s Socks. Watch It Get Busted Here!

Today, a man finds out who keeps stealing his socks. It turns out the thief has been with him, and has been super close to him all these times! Familiarity breeds contempt, eh? His adorable pooch, it is! The stealthy creature is obsessed with the socks it would rather get them secretly than borrow them from its human properly. What addiction does to someone! But, right here and right now, this dog’s happiness seems to be coming to a definite stop. Pooch be like: “Is that a camera? Who gave you the permission to film me? I am a private dog doing very private things. Have some respect for my privacy, puh-lease. And, one more thing–you are wrong about what you’re thinking. I’m just sniffing your socks.” You and your reasons, buddy. Peace! Dog got nothing else to do now but go home and repent for its sins. Watch its human recover his socks from the dog’s humble abode on the video below! Video by YouTube/Rumble Viral

Are These The Best Business Cards In The Planet? Probably Not… But They Are Funny As Hell!!!

I love the fact that people are being so creative with their business cards. They do not just settle with the ordinary looking ones. They got their own interesting concepts, making sure their cards reflect their respective personalities. But, the funny ones are always, always the ones that stand out! The business cards you are about to see may lack style, coherence, clarity, decency, or political correctness, but who really cares when they are entertaining as hell! What they lack in formality, they totally make up for in humor! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29

Mom Discovers How AWESOME Of A Dad Her Husband Is To Their Kids. Best Dad Ever!

So, a mother’s original plan was to set up a camera in the living room to capture all the adorable things her kids do. She wants to show their grandma how much fun these babies are having. But, what she finds out is way more interesting than she has ever expected! She discovers that her husband is being the coolest dad to their children. All the cute things he does are the ones you would never expect from a huge guy like he is. His robot dance is life! He lets loose completely. He makes every possible effort to entertain his babies! At one point, he even does some ballet moves. My heart! Dad, I think that’s quite scary. Still cute, though! He snatches his daughter’s pompoms and puts all cheerleaders in the world to shame! Now, that’s fierce! Show them how it’s done. Yeah, bruh! He be like: “I’m done. Don’t tell momma about this, okay?” But, man, she already knows. And,the whole world already knows. You absolutely have nothing to be ashamed of. You are the epitome of a real daddy. Kudos to you! Video by YouTube/Rumble Viral

This Shiba Inu Catches Treats Faster Than The Speed Of Light. So Dang Impressive!

The title, of course, is just some gutsy exaggeration of this dog’s treat catching ability. But, it’s really swift you can’t help but get shook! Her name is Miku, and she is a four-year-old Shiba Inu. She loves to eat, but she does it in a way no other pooch can. Her human puts one piece of her favorite snack on top of her muzzle. Watch out for what happens next, though! She flips her muzzle as fast as lightning, then catches the treat ever so flawlessly. Oh, well, things happen so fast you really can’t make a decent screen shot. The camera can’t handle the speed! APPLAUSE. APPLAUSE. APPLAUSE. “Yum, yum, yum. Wait… that was it? I didn’t even break a sweat. Care to give me some more?” Video by YouTube/Rumble Viral