Karl Patrick

Johnny couldn’t be more thankful for the gift he received this Christmas–a chew toy. He loves it so dang much that he actually hasn’t stopped playing with it ever since he got a hold of it. It’s already become a critical, essential part of him! He wouldn’t be what he is now if not for his chew toy, if that even makes sense. The pooch can’t really get enough of it that he’s decided to sleep with the thing still in his mouth. He wants to make sure that even in his dreams, he can still be with his super cool and adorable chew toy. Dreamworld can be a bit boring sometimes, you know. He needs some wonderful company while dozing off. Watch the video on the next page! Oh, Johnny.

At first look, you might think this dog is grumpy as heck. But, that is not the case. This one’s just a drowsy dog pretending it isn’t. That is the exact same look of someone who’s about to succumb to his/her sleepiness. It won’t take long till this pooch gets knocked out. “Nope, I’m okay. I still feel so alive and kicking and alert and enthusiastic.” Who are you kidding, buddy? There you go, sweetie. So alive, eh? “Booyah! That was just a prank. That was not real, c’mon!” Who do you think you’re fooling, honey? Enough of this. Get some sleep now. Video by YouTube/Rumble Viral

Brace yourselves, you are about to witness a crime. A silly, sneaky kitty is stealing some chicken from the table. It has full confidence no one is around. It has all the faith in the world that no one’s watching. It would be gone for a while… …and would reappear to obviously get some more. “Perfect. Nobody’s watching.” Dream on, naughty feline! If nobody’s around now, who’s filming you then? “That’s just your imagination. I am all alone in this room. I’m sure of that.” “Good lawd, that is stealing.” “But, I need to survive. My human hasn’t fed me in, like, five minutes.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMwHjyGGRu8 Video by YouTube/Rumble Viral

Because Micah has been a really great dog all year long, she deserves the nicest and the cutest Christmas present in the world! Our girl has no idea she’s about to receive her gift. She probably thinks Christmas is already over! She has it in her paws now. By the looks of it, she is definitely gonna shred that wrapper off until she gets what’s inside of it. This is so exciting! I’m excited for Micah! She is going nuts! She has been kind and sweet this past year. She is pretty sure she’s gonna receive something fun and adorable! Micah be like: “I don’t wanna complain, but this wrapper… why do people still wrap gifts? So inconvenient!” What’s inside that friggin’ wrapper? Discover on the next page!

Samo has no idea how to feel about this ‘Jingle Bells’ singing toy dog. “Is that the Frank Sinatra version you’re singing? I believe it is. You got great taste.” “This dude right in front of me is weird in every sense of the word. Doesn’t move but sings! Like, is that even possible? Not really sure if this is something I can put up with.” “That sound can’t come from you. You are way too stiff to pull off a Sinatra tune. I’m so confused right now, and it IS your fault.” “Can someone please explain to me the truth about this guy’s existence? I need answers!” Watch the video on the next page. Samo feels so threatened about this stuffed animal!

Each one of us has his/her own unique definition of “life”. In the case of this drop-dead handsome Husky named Maksimus, life is simply chest rubs. Chest rubs are his only reason for living that the moment his human stops petting him… …he gets so impatient he’d nudge and lovingly bite the human until he gets what he wants, which is a whole lot more of chest rubs, of course! He would then give his human a look that says: “I become the monster you never wanna see when I get angry, you know that. You don’t wanna see me get hysterically mad, do you?” Maksimus wins. All the time. Video by YouTube/Rumble Viral