Karl Patrick

Tweety is both easy and hard to please. Easy because all she wants is some petting. Hard because she doesn’t want it to end. No stopping. 24/7. All day, all night. Till the world ends. Dad’s gentle touches give her so much peace and happiness. They’re a cure to her troubled soul. They heal her. So, each time the guy stops… .. she kinda freaks out. She be like : “Wait… what?!?!?! That was it? That can’t be possible! I haven’t entered the gates of Nirvana just yet!” Then, she squawks too loud her human is left with no choice but to pet her again. “You only have one job, dad, and that is to pet me like you really care. So, make you sure you do it right. You only got one simple job, dad. Remember that.” Tweety is quite a brat. Watch the video on the next page!

We celebrate Christmas in different ways. And, this Shiba Inu named Chiko has decided to commemorate the Yuletide Season in a way so fashionable it’s so addictively cute! As you can see, he has his Santa hat on. But, it’s his dress that is most riveting! That’s only the top part of his ostentatious garb, but it already looks spectacular, doesn’t it? He be smiling like: “Wait till you see the rest of my outfit. It will blow your mind!” Chiko looks like a Christmas tree, and that’s what makes this look adorable. His happiness cannot be denied. He loves the outfit so friggin’ much. He’s so dang proud of it, for sure! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8CMtaHfvl8 Video by YouTube/Rumble Viral

For Elvis, a fluffy English Bulldog, being asked to get up very early in the morning to go outside and use the potty is complete torture. It’s that time of the day when the only word you know is “lazy”. Right, buddy? That attitude, though! He be like: “Mom, can you just puh-leaaase? Jennifer Lawrence is about to say “yes” to me in my dream.” Nice one, bro. “Act like you didn’t hear a thing. That’s right. It’s gonna get you out of trouble, trust me.” “I don’t know why, mom, but your voice seems like the perfect lullaby for me right now. It makes me wanna sleep some more.” If you’re as lazy as Elvis is in the morning, then there’s no reason for you not to watch the video on the next page!

Having a severely loving, clingy dog best friend simply means having to give up your own, personal space. This bulldog is desperate to be in the tub with his human. He keeps whining! I assure you, he won’t stop until he’s finally in the tub! “Puh-lease, mom, let me join you there! I wanna play in the water, too!” “Don’t be so selfish, mom. Share your happiness! Help me get in that tub and we’re good.” “Wait till I grow up. I won’t even have to beg to be right where you are now. I would just dive right into that tub whether you like it or not.” Seems like a nice idea, buddy. “Mom, I want me some bubble bath, too!” Video by YouTube/Rumble Viral